I'm aboutz to makes yous an offer yous can't refuse.

Legolas to the Council: "Whasamatta you? Haven't ya heard of the Elf Father before?

"Wingardium Leviosa!"   (Elves do not need wands!)

Please sir, may I have some more?

(cue Godfather music): "I'm a-gonna make you an offer you can't refuse..."

"What, me worry?"

"What do you mean 'Elves are supposed to have 6 fingers'?!"

"No matter how much I scrub, my hands always smell like horse!"

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February 16, 2005