I'm aboutz to makes yous an offer yous can't refuse.
Legolas to the Council: "Whasamatta you? Haven't ya heard of the Elf Father before?
"Wingardium Leviosa!" (Elves do not need wands!)
Please sir, may I have some more?
(cue Godfather music): "I'm a-gonna make you an offer you can't refuse..."
"What, me worry?"
"What do you mean 'Elves are supposed to have 6 fingers'?!"
"No matter how much I scrub, my hands always
smell like horse!"
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February 16, 2005