Sam's thoughts: "What the heck have I gotten myself into!"
.Sam's thinking: "Why Mordor? Why couldn't Sauron have created this stupid ring where it would be easy to get rid of it!
Sam finds "Rosie loves Legolas" carved on a tree trunk.
Sam catches Gollum during a private moment.
Sam surprises Pippin and Merry one morning.
Oh My The Rangers have left behind potatoes; Taters at last.
`A nice pickle we have landed ourselves in, Mr. Frodo!' Sam said.
"Oh no, one of my Hobbit ears is coming unglued!"
"Did I remember to turn off the stove before we left home?"
(Sam, thinking) 'Oh no, I shouldn't have eaten all that Elvish food! Where's the Elvish Outhouse? I wonder if Elves use toilet paper?'