"Orli is a better surfer. At least he didn't get a black eye surfing down those Helm's Deep Stairs."
Hmmm. So you surf TOWARDS the beach.
“Guess I should've read these directions BEFORE I tried surfing . . . “
"I guess Arwen didn't believe me when I told her Eowyn and I are 'just friends’!"
"Those Haradrim lifeguards are TOUGH - when they say 'no surfboards', then mean no surfboards!!"
Viggo: Next time I am going to read this Surfing manual before I get on the surfboard. Billy kept yelling "hang 10," and I thought he was saying "bang head."
"Hmmm. Compared to surfing, falling off a cliff
isn't so bad."